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Jared

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About Jared

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  • Birthday 02/15/1999

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    New Jersey, U.S.A
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  1. Jared

    How to Revive OLRPG

    https://discord.gg/ZNqCBcn
  2. Jared

    How to Revive OLRPG

    Nah im just kidding im actually here to talk about a serious illness i developed while playing OLRPG. My private area which for censorship purposes we will call my schlonginator used to b 11 inches long and 6 inches in absolute raw Girth. The first few days i started playing on the server my schlonginator shrunk to a small 9 inches overnight. I was overwhelmed by this and began to cry. I went to the peepee doctor and they told my I had OLRPGSmallWeeWeeSyndrome. They said if i had waited 5 minutes later to come to the doctor i could have been deleted off earth. I spent 30 days in the hospital and finally recovered only regaining back 1 inch of my 11 in schlonginator. If you do the math correctly my schlonginator is now 10.783 repeating of course. I decided to hop back on the server to fuel my Roleplaying addiction. I joined K9 and immediately lost 9 inches of my schlong. This was terrible. Fortunately for me i was able to leave K9 and surprisingly grew all the inches i lost back. After many days of pure sadness i finally was able to join sheriff and the swat team. I was trained by some of the Goats who have all dropped dead recently from coronavirus. I will name them now. MartyHart J Nut MonkeyFatass SkyeDoesMinecraft Jester Jerrod (Mentally Disabled one) TJ Kevin Irish Venom I have them to thank for. Because of them my schlonginator enlarged to a wopping 46.67 inches. In the adult film industry they call me The never ending churro.
  3. Jared

    more things for civilians

    the dlc is like 50 cents
  4. Jared

    Arma 3 Ourlife RPG trailer?

    Woah @Matt Hayche this is toxic
  5. Jared

    Arma 3 Ourlife RPG trailer?

    Lets just post Jerrods frag montage as the trailer
  6. Jared

    Arma 3 Ourlife RPG trailer?

    Maybe instead of the devs doing it johnny you shoild put together a fan made one! That be a lot cooler tbh
  7. Jared

    Arma 3 Ourlife RPG trailer?

    All that hard work fixing bugs and addons wont do anything if no one knows about them
  8. Jared

    Arma 3 Ourlife RPG trailer?

    Resources kevin? Its recording an arma 3 trailer... Were not on set with Micheal Bay trying to break the box office lmaoooo
  9. Jared

    Rule Suggestions

    Bring back NLR
  10. Jared

    {RECRUITING} Skellos Crime Family

    Dont worry about the other families brotha they just talk! Do ya thing! BUT everyone knows that the real civs runnin these olrpg streets are the homies and I! @Jerrod Nealio @Kevin385874 @Connor ElNumbero @Kyle $hooter @Jester @Matt Hayche @IIVenIIomII
  11. Jared

    Suggestion Box

    Name: Jared Rank: Sergeant Deputy/SERT Supervisor What is your suggestion: Add Maritime to SERT as a sub divison and have Diving as a certificate withing the sub division. Being on an Island it only makes sense to have a Maritime Sub Division within the Sheriff’s Office. On top of that the trading of illegal firearms is a big issue and has become more abundant in this county with most if not all illegal firearms coming from the surrounding islands of Erie County. Another major issue is not having this team in place if there is ever a hostage situation on a boat or on an island. This will also reduce the poaching of animals in the ocean. Im sure there are plenty more uses for maritime as well. We have no way to combat these violent crimes in our current state. Do you have any Forms or Pictures: Louisiana Maritime Special Response Team This definitely will be looked into - Jack Borne
  12. Jared

    Surplus Military equipment

    you know good an well this suggestion is purely to bring your soviet union party back
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