Nah im just kidding im actually here to talk about a serious illness i developed while playing OLRPG. My private area which for censorship purposes we will call my schlonginator used to b 11 inches long and 6 inches in absolute raw Girth. The first few days i started playing on the server my schlonginator shrunk to a small 9 inches overnight. I was overwhelmed by this and began to cry. I went to the peepee doctor and they told my I had OLRPGSmallWeeWeeSyndrome. They said if i had waited 5 minutes later to come to the doctor i could have been deleted off earth. I spent 30 days in the hospital and finally recovered only regaining back 1 inch of my 11 in schlonginator. If you do the math correctly my schlonginator is now 10.783 repeating of course. I decided to hop back on the server to fuel my Roleplaying addiction. I joined K9 and immediately lost 9 inches of my schlong. This was terrible. Fortunately for me i was able to leave K9 and surprisingly grew all the inches i lost back. After many days of pure sadness i finally was able to join sheriff and the swat team. I was trained by some of the Goats who have all dropped dead recently from coronavirus. I will name them now.
Jerrod (Mentally Disabled one)
I have them to thank for. Because of them my schlonginator enlarged to a wopping 46.67 inches. In the adult film industry they call me The never ending churro.